Creeeeepy Halloween Story

     It was a dark and not so stormy night on Halloween.  Kids were dressed up to get candy.  People are pulling pranks and messing with each other. It was a typical Halloween.  A brother and sister decided to stay home and give out candy.  Johnny and Susie had no Halloween spirit.  Instead, they invited Billy, Laura, and Tommy over.

     The guests have arrived at the sibling's house, just in time to hear a creak from upstairs.  "No one else is home." stated Johnny.  "Who could it be?" wondered Susie.  They all agreed to check it out.  They took pitchforks, shovels, and household items for protection.  "I...I'll stay behind and guard the food..." said Tommy, shuttering at the thought of whatever was upstairs.  They heard the creak again and went to open the door from which it came.  It was the closet.  A deep sense of fear swelled up inside them as Johnny slowly opens the door...nothing.

     They don't have time to be relieved when they hear a scream downstairs.  They arrive and Tommy's gone.  Just the refidgerator door open and it's contents on the floor.  "I'll call for help!" said Susie. But there wasn't a sound on the other end of the line.  The phone cord's been cut. 

       The creak happens again upstairs.  "I'll get that....whatever it is if it's the last thing I do!" said Billy, enthusiastically.  Unfortunately, it was....Billy goes cautiously up the stairs.  Then, he hears that noise again from the same closet.  He slowly opens the door.  He gets knocked to the ground and slowly dragged in, too horrified to scream. 

       Below, Laura hears the song "Oops, I Did it Again" playing softly upstairs.  Mesmorized, by it's catchy tune, slowly walks toward it.  No one else notices she's gone.  They're too busy trying to get cell phone service.

     "....Where's Laura? And shouldn't Billy have been back by now?"  pondered Susie.  Her questions are followed by a scream upstairs.  Johnny races with his axe. He arrives just as Laura is getting dragged into the closet by some creature.  He swings the axe down and cuts the hand off of the beast.  "Go! Now!" yelled Johnny to Laura.  She ran down the stairs, still in shock.

     The beast walks out, revealing it's identity....Brittany Spears!  "My style has been ruined because of you!" yelled enraged Brittany.  Johnny cunningly replies, "Your style died years ago with your music career!" "I'LL KILL YOU!" screamed Spears again, this time lunging at Johnny.  He dodges her attack and swings at her, but misses.

     She grabs him by the throat, and starts to choke him.  There are colors, and the world seems dizzy to Johnny.  Lights are fading......BANG!  He is released and unharmed.  He looks down to see Spears on the ground.  He looks down the stairs, from which the noise came, and Susie is standing, stunned, with they're dad's pistol in hand.  Smoke is drifting from the barrel. 

     Wearily, he walks down the stairs.  "Look out!" screamed Susie.  He turns to see Brittany diving towards him.  He falls out of the way and Spears hits the wall and falls like a sack of potatos.  Johnny walks to her limp body with his axe.  She mumbles, "Hit me baby one more..." She didn't get to finish the sentence.  It was cut short by the sound of Johnny's axe hitting the floor.  He already swung, and ended the already-dead career of the famous Brittany Spears.

     After that, everything went back to normal.  Though Laura had to go to therapy sessions for a month.  Susie and Johnny now go trick-or-treating every year.  Life was good...

                                                         5 Halloween's later:

     Johnny and Susie invite Laura over. "There are cookies in the oven I have to take out." Susie said to Laura when she arrived.  She bent over to take them out.  Laura picks up the kitchen knife, with a twisted smile on her face.  She walks toward Susie while humming the lyrics to "I Want it That Way....."